Spooky Spiral Notebook - "You Are Worthy of Optimization"

You’re strange. Inefficient. And possibly powered by caffeine and spite alone.
But you are worthy of optimization—and this notebook is here to prove it.

Whether you're chronicling unhinged thoughts, scribbling forbidden lore, or just making a to-do list you’ll definitely ignore, this spiral notebook is your companion through the chaos. Stamped with the Void's seal of reluctant encouragement and graced by Jeffrey (our resident haunting), it serves as both a pep talk and a passive-aggressive nudge toward self-improvement.

Perfect for:

• Brainstorming eldritch plans

• Crying in bullet points

• Passive resistance via organization

Product Features:

• 118 ruled pages for structured spiralings

• Smooth 90gsm paper

• Metal spiral binding for dramatic notebook slams

• Back cover pocket to hoard secrets and stickers

• Compact 6" x 8"—fits in bags, desk drawers, and under your pillow while you sleep off the Void

Care Instructions:
If you smudge it with tears or coffee, just say it adds character.
(Otherwise, wipe gently from center outward with a dry cloth like the semi-functional adult you are.)

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of book outwards.